njena: i think the reason perfume commercials are so weird is because they have to advertise a smell without using smells
ohharvelle: do i watch a new show rewatch another show watch a movie read a book or read fanfiction my life choices are so difficult
tupacabra: the forced laughter at a video that a friend shows you because you don’t want them to feel bad
my week isn’t complete without at least 3 mental breakdowns
titaniumbutt: you may be the but i am the
nannajane: in 7 years its going to be the 20s again so we can bring back swing music and the aesthetics of that era but keep modern values who’s with me
paynenvy: hahry: should i do homework or burn my school the first one sounds like a lot of work
tardisity: The oldest person alive was born on April 19, 1897, meaning that April 18th, 1897 was approximately the last time the Earth was inhabited by an entirely different set of people and if you don’t think that’s the realist shit ever then you can get right on outta town.
cafunedesaudade: I’m trying to figure out when “oh, it’s midnight” turned into “oh, it’s only midnight”
You’re a waste. You hide behind your hair and you never go to parties. You have...– Unknown (via perfect)
ghostam: How relationships work: I like your butt. However, I can notice other butts. They can be nice too. But your butt is my favourite butt. It’s the nicest butt. Because it’s mine. And I can touch it.
m-eg: i hate those friendships that just end for no reason you just stop talking
dirktier: i’m basically “pro-do whatever you want as long as you’re enjoying yourself and not hurting other people”